A letter from Uncle Sam to Emma Lazarus.

The Office of Uncle Sam

Symbol of the United States of America

April 20, 2025

My Dear Ms. Lazarus,

I trust this letter will reach you on the other side of being.

I regret to inform you of changes to Americs”s welcoming policy

It has to do with your area of expertise - immigration. I won’t get into the details of the plan right now, but suffice it say that no longer does the Mother of Exiles welcome the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Our long-standing national policy may permanently change if this executive order becomes the dictate of the land.

We have a cantakerous colossus back again in the White House. There are many who think he can change the legal status quo because of his uncanny disruption to what was lawful and established government.

The constrictions of his many proposals are suspect under the rule of law, the constitution, and the historic traditions of this land we call the United States ofAmerica.

If you have the time would you please inform Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Adams, Mr. Madison, and Mr. Franklin, I understand they have the collective power to rally the citizenry. The other framers of our sacred constitution have been told by other contacts in this office and are already inspiring protests. Also please copy Mr. Lincoln and Mr. King for there are other implications that they should know about.

Until this issue is adjudicated, would you please extinguish the lamp you lit beside the golden door.

Sincerely yours,

Uncle Sam